Just because you find that life's not fair, it Great, big, question-asking . Yep! Yeah, they do. Miss Trunchbull, Matilda Wormwood is a genius! MATILDA: But time is the one thing no one is master of, and as time passed, and they grew quite old, and still, they had no child. MATILDA is t he story of an extraordinary girl who, armed with a vivid imagination and a sharp mind, dares to take a stand and change her own destiny.. SYNOPSIS: Inspired by the twisted genius of Roald Dahl, the Tony Award-winning Roald Dahl's Matilda The Musical is the captivating masterpiece from the Royal Shakespeare Company that revels in the anarchy of childhood, the power of imagination . They are all dressed in costume: Eric as Batman, Tommy as the . MRS PHELPS . Matilda! Oh, no, it's a lovely book. ACT 1. They then saunter off. A weakling? CHILDREN . If you always take it on the chin and wear it, MRS PHELPS More than one. As I stepped up to the circle, did I change my plan? I hate pigtails! . to read our character analysis for Alice and unlock other amazing theatre resources! Even if you're little, you can do a lot. And instead of a musical fanfare, there was silence, as he solemnly strode into the room. But unleSs you want to suffer, listen up It's been . Yes. What am I gonna do? No, sir. Patience, my love. Please! CHILDREN 2 WOMAN: That's right, honey. Not yet, anyway. MISS HONEY The Invisible Man . What are you waiting for? Marvellous. Matilda - Musical. . Upgrade to PRO Sign Up for PRO to view suggested audition pieces! They're always saying that, in fact. MRS WORMWOOD You're like winning the lottery." . Indeed, sir. Oh, yes, she's definitely advanced! MISS HONEY Look at you hesitating. Sixteen times two is thirty-two. COUPLE 2 . I'm Lavender, and I think it's probably for the best if we're best friends! . You'll fit it in. You could have heard a fly burp. You shall be . RUDOLPHO I got carried away. You haven't got time for "but". To survive this mess by being a prince or a princess. What? . You missed it. Like Romeo and Juliet, A brand new human being! . MISS TRUNCHBULL . MATILDA collects her books. [He throws the phone to the lackey.] . She re-enters carrying two square blocks, one larger than the other. Suddenly, out came the Escapologist, dressed as usual in his tights and spangly costume. That's the bananas right there. What are you talking about? 2013 Broadway. ], MISS HONEY But unless you want to suffer, listen up I always compete, doctor. Used to compete in the Olympics, throwing the hammer! Russian businessmen: very, very stupid! MAN: Don't put honey on your brother. What is the school motto, Miss Honey? MR WORMWOOD enters, puffing on a cigarette. Now, look at you, and look at me. This living 'ell. We never thought it was possible, Little Kids: Matilda's classmates. You could have heard a fly burp. MATILDA and ACROBAT [off stage]"It is where the loneliness of life has led us.". MISS HONEY knocks three times and winces. Matilda JR . 1. All the while, AMANDA's screams get louder. From offstage, MISS TRUNCHBULL blows on her whistle. I think I'm gonna keep this on. I don't know. Go fig-ueur! "A contract was signed to perform this feat, and perform this feat you shall! I'm sure you'd , MR WORMWOOD I'm not hinting, but if you did happen to have a story you wanted . MISS TRUNCHBULL in . The chances of existence almost infinitely small. Look! MATILDA and ESCAPOLOGIST Are they good runners? My mummy says I'm a jumped-up little germ, Dance Captain, Swing COUPLE 3 You have a worm, NIGEL runs in up the steps stage left, screaming. Please. google_ad_height=90; So, Matilda. February 24th 2023. . . But I've got a baby! MISS HONEY In . One look at my face and it's plain to see. Someone told her I did it, but I never! It is flanked by AMANDA and ERIC in lab coats over their costumes. MISS HONEY And . It's Miss Honey. DOCTOR Green hair? "It is called," said the husband, announcing the event to the world's press, who had gathered to listen with bated breath [The voice of the ESCAPOLOGIST echoes her words.] I am trying to pull off the biggest business deal of my life and I have to listen to this. Miracle! Composed of some of the finest musical theatre talents of the country, the cast is deep into rehearsals gearing up for a November 10th Opening Night. No, no, no, no [ad lib. To the rules. Miracle! CHILDREN You're not a little girl. If you sit around and let them get on top, you Gain full access to show guides, character breakdowns, auditions, monologues and more! Seeking 2 Actor Team for Spring CHILDREN Do you think I altered my intended elevation? . 2022, 1h 57min - Family, Comedy, Musical +2 Family, Comedy, Musical +2 That's exactly what you've done. Yes, sir. I don't believe Matilda's that kind of child at all. MATILDA Considerably roomier inside. New York, NY, Linda Ray 24. My mummy says I'm a miracle, NIGEL Lavender: Matilda's self-proclaimed best friend. MRS WORMWOOD What? MRS WORMWOOD puts a number on RUDOLPHO's back as though they are competing in a dancing competition. Thank you for suggesting it. Good-bye, Mrs Phelps. Mr. Wormwood. We must find out how it ends. Pathetic, little me. This story of a girl who dreams of a better . [He brings out a load of cash and starts leafing through it.] Stories. Look, I don't suppose we could exchange it for a boy, could we? ", MATILDA and the ACROBAT'S SISTER [off-stage] Oh no, Headmistress. Well? Matilda? Nigel (Matilda the Musical) Alice (Matilda the Musical) Lavender (Matilda) Sickfic; Sick Character; Illnesses; Matilda loves her mummy; idk how else to tag this; Summary. Just knock on the door. Everybody loves a little something exotic. I mean, my mum wanted me to stay at home with her. MATILDA Yes. Seven times two is fourteen. So Matilda gets her rebellious spirit and I wrote Naughty for her, using the structure of When I Grow Up. The children are rising up. . MRS PHELPS screams and exits. . If anything, caution in these situations is sensible. Roald Dahl's Matilda, also known as Matilda or Matilda the Musical, is a stage musical with music and lyrics by Tim Minchin and a book by Dennis Kelly, based on the 1988 novel Matilda by Roald Dahl.The musical's narrative centres on Matilda Wormwood, a precocious 5-year-old girl with the gift of telekinesis, who loves reading, overcomes obstacles caused by her family and school, and helps her . . Two BIG KIDS start climbing on the gate, flanking alphabet blocks as they are are pushed through the gate when they are mentioned in the song. Alice. She went on olden-day sailing ships with Joseph Conrad. . Ciao, Rudolpho. She sat down, and when she got up . And you may sit and read while I teach the others, and, well, if you have any questions, I shall do my best to answer them. Nothing will change. Than the volume with which what you don't know's expressed. We're told we have to do what we're told, but surely, An unhatched tadpole. pregnant! You should stay out of trouble Over the course of the song, she writes on the board: "Copy one million times by tomorrow. I might have known. [to MATILDA] This is your fault. And I will Teach you a thing or two. MRS WORMWOOD Strong singers, actors, and dancers required. Then suddenly, the audience jumped to its feet, and roared in appreciation! For men. This miracle . The lackey is wearing a shirt that reads "Wormwood Moturs". Musical Theatre Quotes. Inspired by the twisted genius of renowned children's author, Roald Dahl, Matilda the Musical is a captivating musical masterpiece that revels in the . Oh, Matilda! LAVENDER And it isn't wide enough to sit. MRS WORMWOOD Four times two is eight. Isn't there some more? The less you have to sell, the harder you sell it. You This is one of the most beautiful children I've ever seen. BIG KIDS Stand up and be proud! You fool! That kids like me should be against the law. DOCTOR Your parents must be so proud to have a girl as clever as you. One should avoid confrontation when possible. Then your mummy is a twit! These roles are great for good singers and movers who may be newer to the stage. This boy's got no fingie. Cool Words. Fourteen times two is twenty-eight. She's reading a book. I didn't do anything! Well done, Bogtrotter. And today is a very special day: your first day of school! The dumber the act, the bigger the confession. Go on, Brucey! . Oh, my word, he's an ugly little thing. My mummy says I'm a miracle. You should read it. MISS TRUNCHBULL grimaces as the purple spotlight leaves her. BIG KIDS If you want to throw the hammer for your country. . She exits, not before scratching her behind and wiping her nose. Your parents must think they have won the lottery having a child like you. You have to put it right. But I think it's good for grown-ups to have their own space. I can! A baby, Mrs Wormwood. MISS HONEY is browsing the stacks. In . Alice, Hortensia, and Tommy are classmates of Matilda who each sing solos, and Hortensia has a few lines. As I was saying, Matilda. Starring: Alisha Weir,Emma Thompson,Lashana Lynch. Do you think you could tell me what two times twenty-eight is? One day when I'm older, A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X. To survive this mess by Being a prince or a princess. A long table with the word "Birthday" emblazoned on it moves forward, with little hands creeping along the bottom. DOCTOR MRS WORMWOOD and MICHAEL down sit in armchairs. They dance to the same routine until MRS WORMWOOD and RUDOLPHO overtake them with more complicated choreography. MISS TRUNCHBULL MISS HONEY laughs and exits down the stairs at the front of the stage. . And even if you could, BIG KIDS MRS WORMWOOD Strong singer and dancer. MISS TRUNCHBULL . There's, erm . Meet Aisling Ferris - "Alice" in "Matilda the Musical" . To hammer throwing, life, and school A boy with no fingie? Yeah! news, reviews, movie trailers, cinema, DVDs, interviews + film & movie gossip UK & worldwide. Antibiotics, or . What is it? LAVENDER Would rob them of their hope of living happily. The school bell rings and all the children march out. But although they loved each other, although they were famous and everyone loved them, they were sad. I've got a whole house to look after! Come on, Bruce, be our hero. I'm not crying because it's sad. . BRUCE wilts by the desk. Oh, Matilda, this is very sad! MISS HONEY, dazed, follows the dance as best she can. DOCTOR "tomato"? DOCTOR The DOCTOR, MR WORMWOOD, and a male nurse enter. In my class, that is, er, there is a little girl called Matilda Wormwood. A spotlight searches the theater. Oliver Twist . And if you cry it will be double. Yes. And that's not right. Have to admit One hundred and fifty-five brand new luxury cars, sir. Please! So they say. You're getting on a plane, Mrs Wormwood? My skin looks just revolting in this foul, fluorescent light. When all had quietened down, she stepped forward and produced . The tiniest mite packs the mightiest sting. From the grunt I had practiced for many a month? Matilda, that . *Our system only provides suggested monologues or songs for select characters if we have matching monologues and song information in our database. Maybe I shouldn't tell you any more. Just you wait for phys-ed. WOMAN: She's just delightful. No one's going to listen if you don't shout. My daddy says I'm a bore. I was flying past the stars on silver wings matilda said. This it not your problem. Lavender is a girl in Matilda 's class at Crunchem Hall Primary School, and she soon becomes Matilda's best friend. In the musical, he features, in both acts, as Mrs Wormwood's side piece, with whom he habitually competes with in the Bisexual . With a little help from us, she could go to university before she . I can feel it in my hips. In the slip of a bolt, there's a tiny revolt. "thinking". Matilda The Musical is the multi-award winning musical from the Royal Shakespeare Company, inspired by the beloved book by the incomparable Roald Dahl.. With book by Dennis Kelly and original songs by Tim Minchin, Matilda The Musical is the story of an extraordinary little girl who, armed with a vivid imagination and a sharp mind, dares to take a stand and change her own destiny. The secret to my success is this. . MISS HONEY exits off the front of the stage. After your first day of school! Do all those brains in your head give you a headache? . MR WORMWOOD I'm the best! Well, Matilda Wormwood. MICHAEL sits on his lap. You seem to think that people like people what are clever. MATILDA It was the biggest burp I had ever done. (Bruce!) MISS TRUNCHBULL Excellent man. That's it! And then, my great, big, beautiful chocolate-y burp, which now seemed to have a mind of its own, wafted full into the face of the Trunchbull! This child doesn't have a "thingie" . Charlie Hodson-Prior as Bruce Bogtrotter: a kid from Crunchem Hall Primary . We can have our cake and it it too! "Patience, my love," the husband replied. My daddy says I'm his special little soldier. Won't change a thing. Ensemble, Henchman. DOCTOR LAVENDER puts the wooden spoon back in his hand. Eight times two is sixteen. the Acrobat's sister, a frightening woman who used to be an Olympic-class hammer-thrower, who loved nothing better than to scare the children of the town. No one's going to look if you don't stand out. Mind? Here in the library again, are we? Showcase Cinema Warwick you'll want to make sure you're one of the first people to see it! As long as you enjoyed the cake. That's not fair! [He laughs then peters out.] Smile for mummy, smile for mother. There is a spotlight on BRUCE as he begins to talk. How about this. ? The reason the mileage is so high is a manufacturing mistake.". You have to force the little squits to toe the line! MATILDA And if you want to make the team, Stood! Ever since the day Doc chopped the umbilical cord. . So mark your calendars and get ready for a Watch 'Roald Dahl's Matilda the Musical". In . Yes.